Chicken Crack...

I think that Burger King is trying to control the world one hungry person at a time. How do I know this? Well, I don't but I had a chicken sandwhich about a week ago and now, when I get hungry, the first thing I thnk about is an original chicken sandwich from Burger King.
You know what I just realized? I have had stomach problems for the last week. I wonder if there is a connection? I bet the Build-A-Bears are in on this too.

I need to sleep.