Christmas Party...

It is a little before midnight and the Thoms and Wellers have done all the party peeps proud by hanging the toughest! Way to go kids! As we were cleaning up the last few things, I had to stop and smile. Not because the house is still standing, not because we were showered with gifts, but because we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Now don't get me wrong, we don't have a lot of money. To be blunt, we are behind on several financial obligations, (Donations gladly and humbly accepted). But we are rich because of who we know. We know good people. We know honest people. We know the kind of people your parents wished you hung out with in High School. Our friends are more like family than friends. We are rich.
Now, with that being said, we learned some pretty interesting stuff over the past few hours. Here are just a few little gems...

- It is possible for some of our friends to go a lifetime without tasting alcohol.
- It is not possible for some of our friends to go a week without tasting alcohol.
- Evangelism ceases to be evangelism after the second cocktail.
- A bottle of Bacardi does not procreate.
- Blogging and Journaling are very different.
- Women are meant to be enjoyed not understood.
- If a two yr. old boy stands on a dining room chair and leans back for the cocktail weinies, his desire for said weinies will land him on the floor.
- A Chihuahua can not relax around 7 children under the age of 6.
- Nutcrackers should never sparkle.
- Christmas music always makes you feel good.

I hope your Christmas Parties are as fun and informational as this night turned out. Merry Christmas!